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"Dundalk is full of scabby bastards hey"-Romanian from outside post office.
Today, started off as any other Saturday, but there was something missing.You wouldn't have noticed if you didn't venture up town but the...


Plaster found in Dundalk swimming pool to be DNA tested.
A private investigation is taken place today after a plaster was found in Aura swimming pool, Dundalk, last night. Aura manager, Laura...


You won't believe what this Harry Potter star is doing now.
Harry Melling or as you will know him Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter franchise. The greedy, spoiled bully who gets what he wants...


"Tasty" camera man falls to his death.
The successful Facebook page 'Tasty' has released a statement about camera man Dave Berrell tragically passing away. " it is with great...


"Can't wait for next celebrity death"- Celeb funeral director.
After the news that Prince, one of the biggest names in the music industry had passed away, the world mourned. Except one man. Coby...


Britain try claim Conor McGregor as their own. Read here.
This afternoon, mere seconds after Conor Mcgregor put his statement on Facebook, word came from Wikipedia HQ that Britain tried to change...


SHOCKING story of a puppet and his Dolmio sauce.
Carlos, from the famous Dolmio advert looks like a regular puppet but he has a dark secret that he says 'Nobody knows.' "They'a say...


Conor McGregors 'RETIREMENT' tweet was a huge Auto-Correct mistake.
PLANET EARTH, you can all relax as Conor McGregor's 'retirement' tweet was a result of a damn auto-correct error. The tweet that was...


Cork man gets to bite the rat who bit him as part of peace negotiation.
A man in Cork was bitten on the arse by a rat when he sat down to use the facilities. Little did he know that a big rat was using it at...


Life time of lying caused this mans nose to grow.
Lets face it, we all lie. For most of us its the odd 'little white lie' but some of us tell whopper after whopper. A life time of lying...
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