Aldi to start their own brand of ass implant under pants.
Super market giant, Aldi, are designing their own brand of under pants for women who have small ass's. The under pant will have pockets at the back where you can add fake bum cheeks in 3 sizes, Peach, Apple and Too Far!
Creator of the genius idea Hanz Pantaloon said he noticed Irish women had little to no ass's at all.
"I see women come in with arch's in their backs, trying to push out a bit of bum but all I see in an appointment to an orthopedic surgeon waiting to happen, and that is why I designed these simple but effective under pants."
So If you know anyone who could benefit from these tag them here and save their backs.