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Plaster found in Dundalk swimming pool to be DNA tested.


A private investigation is taken place today after a plaster was found in Aura swimming pool, Dundalk, last night.


Aura manager, Laura McGee says "We are sick & tired of this sort of thing happening on a daily basis and something needs to be done! Last night was the final straw. As I went for my evening swim before I closed up, I done a dive to the bottom of the pool and upon arrival to the surface, I had a used plaster on my face."


Laura phoned an Irish DNA testing facility straight away. They came this morning to pick up the plaster. They admitted 'We're the best in Ireland but we're not very good.' which got Lauras hopes up.


"They looked so professional. They arrived here this morning at around 10:30am. One of them even had a brief case with him. One of their mothers drove them here. She had to collect here dry cleaning or something so she was coming to Dundalk anyway."


Laura can't wait for the results to come and and says she is going to ban the culprit for 2 weeks.


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