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Elvis Presley is alive and will be signing autographs in the marshes tomorrow.
Justin Bradley, 42 who still lives with his mother and proud owner of a tin foil hat has come forward to let the whole world know that he...


Mama Roma wants to fight one of the Mullens.
Forget about that Mayweather/McGregor fight. The fight of the century could happen right on our doorstep. Mama Roma didn't hold back...


BRUBAKERS PHOTOGRAPHER ARRESTED!!!!
You won't believe the reason why a Dundalk based photographer was arrested. Local man Fra Lucchesi has been taken into custody this...


You won't believe what two legends were fighting outside The Roma in Dundalk.
Last night Dundalk saw two of it's biggest legends throw down right in front of the Roma on Park street, at around 02:45am after an...


"Don't ruin my hair!" Bald man repeats joke over and over and over again.
Recently a man has alienated himself from the rest of the office over 'one' wee joke. Fergus 'Gus' Hughes found himself alienated from...


Dundalk Veteran from the MuirhevnaMor war.
The great MuirhevnaMor war. A time that Dundalk people will always remember too well. Tomorrow will mark 15 years since the war. So we...


"Dundalk is full of scabby bastards hey"-Romanian from outside post office.
Today, started off as any other Saturday, but there was something missing.You wouldn't have noticed if you didn't venture up town but the...


Plaster found in Dundalk swimming pool to be DNA tested.
A private investigation is taken place today after a plaster was found in Aura swimming pool, Dundalk, last night. Aura manager, Laura...


What this Dundalk man found in his bag from 'THE CHIPPER' will shock you.
We've all been in the situation where you finish work late and you come home to a house and there isn't any food and you're too tired or...


Cork man gets to bite the rat who bit him as part of peace negotiation.
A man in Cork was bitten on the arse by a rat when he sat down to use the facilities. Little did he know that a big rat was using it at...
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