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Groups only driver parks further away.
GETTING YOUR FIRST CAR is an exciting time. The power to drive the big bad world and chase your dreams. Not for 17 year old Dean...


Junior B sub speaks out- "There's still 10minutes in me!"
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH for Dundalk Young Irelanders, Junior 2 sub, Paul Murphy. He can't hold it in any longer. After being a long time member...


"CúChulainn is still alive, and we have proof!" say Irish historians.
CúChulainn, the most famous of all the Irish hero’s in Irish mythology… Or is it mythology? Historians from all around Ireland have been...


"Anyone want tea?" asks man with no intention of actually doing it.
A family has been without a cup of tea since Sunday from what can only be confirmed at this stage as a lie that was told by a family...


Dundalk man is comparing the local restaurants and it is BRILLIANT!!
What a brilliant idea. What a simple idea. What a brilliantly simple idea. He goes around Dundalk, to the all the local food holes and...


Gerry Adam-"I will leave Sinn Fein if I get my old job back"
In a recent claim, Sinn Fein leader, Gerard Adams says he will leave his party if he can get his old job back. “I’ll leave Sinn Fein if I...


Dundalk Fc- "No keeper and you still won't score!"
No body in Ireland can take away the incredible success that Dundalk Fc have had the last 2 or 3 years but to do what Dundalks manager...


99% of Irish women sit on urine soaked seats. EWW
IF you are a woman and you live with men, be it a brother, father, boyfriend or husband, you have probably sat on urine. Young scientists...


Old couple split because of episode of Home & Away
An old married couple are to split up after wife claims that she couldnt hear a word of an episode of Home and away. A neighbour of the...


"I've NEVER trained legs once and the ladies love me."
It isn’t hard to tell, but this young man claims to have NEVER trained his legs once in the gym and says he gets a lot of attention from...
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