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Mama Roma wants to fight one of the Mullens.


Forget about that Mayweather/McGregor fight. The fight of the century could happen right on our doorstep.

Mama Roma didn't hold back after a video emerged online this morning of her calling out Thomas Mullen after he allegedly claimed that he had better chips .In the video which is racking up the hits has Mama Roma losing her nut at the Mullens but mostly Thomas calling him "a good for nothing monkeys bastard " while spiting on the ground he walks on .

No date has been arranged yet for the fight but the talk on the town is a mid July card at the square on a Saturday night after Brubakers finishes but bookies at Bar one have Mama Roma down as the clear favorite as her weapon of choice is a sausage in batter with a nail through the top.

Thomas Mullen hasn't been seen since the video went up but people are reporting a smell of chips coming from the Navvy bank area. We are yet to see what Thomas will use as a weapon but some speculate it could be a Cod steak .

We at loud Louth news are not sure where this one is going to go, will it be a mafia type gangland chippy war? will we have innocent bystanders around town getting chips fucked at them in drive-bys to see who has the better chips?, one thing is for sure Mama Roma is out for blood, no one is safe, from Mullens to the Isle d'france, this woman is on the war path.

The Gardai have issued a warning to the public to stay in doors at night as this situation is sure to escalate as Mama Roma promises that Thomas Mullens vinegar will spill when they meet.

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