Dublin spire to become Dublin syringe!
Addicts of Ireland were delighted today to hear that the Dublin Spire will change looks and become a huge syringe.
Local Addict/Victim of the state, Antony 'Anto' Anderson of no fixed abode spoke to us earlier. "I am absoluuutely delighted for this change so I am. As soon as it changes i am climbing to the bleedin' top o' it. It's gonna be epic mannn!" We could clearly see how happy he was as he drooled down his sleevless vest while strapping his belt around his arm.
A local shop has noticed a lot of her cutlery sets have been robbed of their spoons and has no idea why.
We eagerly await the updating of our capitals land mark which will start on Monday and shouldn't take longer than a week to install as the builders who are from the North of Ireland have admitted 'they want to get the hell out of Dublin.'
Here is an artists impression.
