Cork man gets to bite the rat who bit him as part of peace negotiation.
A man in Cork was bitten on the arse by a rat when he sat down to use the facilities. Little did he know that a big rat was using it at the same time.
"You have to look at it from my perspective, here I am using the jacks when next thing, the door flies open and a big hairy arse comes towards me. I mean what would you do." the rat told us evidently upset with how he is being perceived in the media around the world today.
The Cork man is in a state of shock and admits, "If i had'a known he was in there I wouldnt have went in, but the door wasnt closed and i was burstin' like. Its great that i get to bite him back like but I'm gonna wait till im good and ready ya know."
Earlier today humans and rats met to talk the events over and came out happy that the man will get to bite the arse of the rat and that will be the end of it.
Be safe out there and remember to always wipe the seat before sitting on a toilet seat, especially a public toilet. God knows what you could sit on.