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Dundalk man goes to the future, knows the result of Mayweather Vs McGrgeor!

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One of Amsterdam's big attractions was given a big 'Blow' today as the popular 'Red light district' is being reduced to one red bulb. ...

ANDREW HANKS, A FULL TIME MAD BA***RD from Dundalk, today claimed to friends for the 1 millionth time, that he 'could give up smoking...

CúChulainn, the most famous of all the Irish hero’s in Irish mythology… Or is it mythology? Historians from all around Ireland have been...

A family has been without a cup of tea since Sunday from what can only be confirmed at this stage as a lie that was told by a family...

It is very unusual for the terror group ISIS to kill its own followers but last night, leaders had to behead 2 of their own because "They...

What a brilliant idea. What a simple idea. What a brilliantly simple idea. He goes around Dundalk, to the all the local food holes and...

In a recent claim, Sinn Fein leader, Gerard Adams says he will leave his party if he can get his old job back. “I’ll leave Sinn Fein if I...

Emotions are high in Hackballscross this evening as a farmers pride and joy is stolen in broad day light. The pig was taken around dinner...

Every country in the world has at least one UFO expert and Ireland is no exception. Ireland indeed has a UFO guru who hails from the...

A really kind gesture from Tesco as they intend to donate their old trolleys to the HSE. Today was like any other day for hospital staff...