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ISIS behead 2 of their own because they 'Keep losing the step!'

  • Conor Nixon
  • Apr 13, 2016
  • 1 min read

It is very unusual for the terror group ISIS to kill its own followers but last night, leaders had to behead 2 of their own because "They kept losing the step".

We thought that the group just wanted world domination, but they want to be recognized by all other armies that they can march just as good as you.

One member of the group had this to say on the incident. "Ah its dead annoying man. Your marching along, everybody in town is looking at'cha and we kept jumping in and out of step every 5 seconds like, its not on."

Theirs only one thing you can do to improve your marching and that is Practice but ISIS leader used a slightly different approach.

If it helps with their marching drill then let them at it. This is LLN. Good night.

 
 
 

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