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Red light district to be renamed 'Red Bulb District'

  • Conor Nixon
  • Apr 16, 2016
  • 1 min read

One of Amsterdam's big attractions was given a big 'Blow' today as the popular 'Red light district' is being reduced to one red bulb.

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Thousands of people across the world travel to Amsterdam, for a number of reasons. 1 reason is the 'cannabis cafe's' and a second reason is the red light district. Minister for Tourism in Netherlands, Lars Hinkledink says "This is a big blow for Amsterdam as 60% of people who come here avail of the services that the red light district has to offer. I can't see a 'Red Bulb district' doing well at all."


We looked at the Irish stats and we found that 100% of Irish people who travel to Amsterdam only come to use the services of the red light district. I can see a business idea already. Replace the red light district with Tayto park Europe. It would surely take the same business as the ever popular Red light district. RIP

 
 
 

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