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You won't believe what this Harry Potter star is doing now.


Harry Melling or as you will know him Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter franchise. The greedy, spoiled bully who gets what he wants and makes Harry's life hell.

He has made history this week when he became the first person ever to put a Rowntree's fruit pastille in his mouth and keep it there with out chewing.

"I'm over the moon. I've spent 5 years training and practicing for this day to arrive. I've had to cut a lot of things out of my life like family friends and hygiene, but it's what has to be done when you want to become the best." He wasnt lying about the lack of hygiene as you could actually see stink lines coming from his crevices.

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