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"Can't wait for next celebrity death"- Celeb funeral director.

After the news that Prince, one of the biggest names in the music industry had passed away, the world mourned. Except one man.

Coby Maguire from Celebrity Funeral's in LA couldn't be happier after getting the contract to do the funeral. "Ah i'm over the moon with this one. This is my biggest funeral this year. Business is booming" Thats what Coby had to say to us on the phone earlier today. But he didn't stop there.

"I'm looking forward to the next celebrity death now. Fingers crossed it wont be too long."

Coby's business slogan isn't the catchiest of slogans. 'If you're famous, die here. If not, there is a cheaper funeral home down the road.'

So if you are a famous celebrity who is about to kick the bucket and can afford Coby's price of $250,000 then book yourself in. If not there is a cheaper one down the road.

Good night.

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